Garam Choot
Ek tha gaon jiska naam tha Laadpur,
bahut hi chhota sa gaon tha bas
30-35 gharon ka basera tha.Kareeb
100/120 log rehte they us gaon
Mein.Gaon se 10km ki doori par hi
shahar tha,magar shahar ke shor Gul
se pare tha.Bahut hi shaant aur
khoobsurat gaon tha Laadpur.
Wahan ke marad subah subah hi
kaam pe nikal jaate the,kuch shahar
ki Taraf kuchh kheton ki taraf.
Auratein ghar ka kaam kaaj karti.
Gaanv Mein hi ek chhota sa school
tha jahan 7th tak padhaya jaata
tha.Bas Sabhi ladke ladkiyan 7th tak
padhayi khatam kar chuke the.ab
bas koi Kaam dhanda to nahin tha
bas aise hi ghoom ghaam kar din
guzaarte They. Usi gaon mein char
dost rehete they, Dinu,Haria,Aslam
aur Kallu.Chaaron 15/16 saal ke they
aur jawani mein kadam rakh chukey
They.Bas unke Dimaag mein 24
ghante sirf aurat aurat aurat hoti
thi. Mammey,Choot,Gaand, lauda,
chudai bas yahi sab unki zindagi
ban gayi Thi.
bahut hi chhota sa gaon tha bas
30-35 gharon ka basera tha.Kareeb
100/120 log rehte they us gaon
Mein.Gaon se 10km ki doori par hi
shahar tha,magar shahar ke shor Gul
se pare tha.Bahut hi shaant aur
khoobsurat gaon tha Laadpur.
Wahan ke marad subah subah hi
kaam pe nikal jaate the,kuch shahar
ki Taraf kuchh kheton ki taraf.
Auratein ghar ka kaam kaaj karti.
Gaanv Mein hi ek chhota sa school
tha jahan 7th tak padhaya jaata
tha.Bas Sabhi ladke ladkiyan 7th tak
padhayi khatam kar chuke the.ab
bas koi Kaam dhanda to nahin tha
bas aise hi ghoom ghaam kar din
guzaarte They. Usi gaon mein char
dost rehete they, Dinu,Haria,Aslam
aur Kallu.Chaaron 15/16 saal ke they
aur jawani mein kadam rakh chukey
They.Bas unke Dimaag mein 24
ghante sirf aurat aurat aurat hoti
thi. Mammey,Choot,Gaand, lauda,
chudai bas yahi sab unki zindagi
ban gayi Thi.
Har ladki bas unhein ek chodne ki machine lagti thi
bas
aur Kuchh nahin,woh chudai ke liye
itna taras rahe they ki unhein apni
Maa,behen,bhabhi ke baare mein
bhi gandi gandi baatein karne mein
Bhi unhein koi sharam nahin aati
thi.Kabhi kabhi shahar jaakar film
Dekhna aur wahan se gandi gandi
kahaniyan aur tasweeron wali
Kitaabein khareedna inka shauq tha
Ek Din aise hi jhaadiyon mein
baithkar ,lauda langoti mein se
haath Mein leke muthh maarte hue
batiya rahe they yeh chaaron chodu
yaar. Aslam:”Abey saalon,kal jo dekhi
thi “JISM” kasam se kya picture thi,
Bipasha ka toh deewana ho gaya
hoon yaar” Haria:”Haan re aslam
sahi kehta hai, uss madarchod John
ki toh nikal Padi,kaise usey
samandar ke paas neeche sula ke
uske laude ko choot ekar ghot ti
hai,mera toh Lauda tann ke bamboo
ho gaya tha” Kallu:”Haria,Tera toh
lauda tann ke bamboo ho gaya tha
magar mera Toh us chinaar ke jalwe
dekhkar wahin pani nikal
gaya,aaahhh” Dinu:”Kallu, meri
haalat toh mat pooch, mera toh dil
kiya ki main Parde mein ghus jaaon
aur us raand bipasha ki chaddi
cheer ke uski Choot aur gaand chaat
loon” Aslam:”Kya choot hogi us
suarni ki,kaali kaali jhaanton se
bhari, Ras tapkaati mmm sochkar hi
mere munh mein paani aa raha hai”
Kallu:”Tujhe kaise pata ke uski choot
jhaanton se bhari hogi?” Haria:
“abey chodumal,woh bangalan hai,
aur jahan tak maine suna hai Bengal
ki auratein choot ki,gaand ki aur
bagal ke baal nahin kaat Ti.
Jhaanton ki madad se woh mardon
ko rijhaati hain” Kallu: “Iska matlab
Rani mukherjee ki bagal,choot aur
gaand mein bhi Jhaantein hongi.
Haay main mar jaaooon ek baar
Darshan ho jaye Rani Ki gaand ki toh
bas main ganga naha loon”. Dinu:
“haan yaar, mujhe bhi choot aur
gaand pe baalon wali auratein Bahut
pasand hain, baalon kiwajah se
paseena Zyada aata hai aur uski
Badboo mujhe pagal kar deti
hai.Bipasha ki kaali gaand mein bhi
baal Honge, woh baal kitne khush
kismat hain ke unhe 24 ghante
Bipasha ki Gaand sungne aur
chaatne ka mauka milta hai.Kaash
main bhi bipasha Ki gaand ka ek
baal hota” Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand
toh teri maa ki bhi hai, saali subah
subha Jab paani bharne ati hai toh
kya gaand matka matka ke chalti
hai.kya ekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki
gaand” Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi
thi, jab main kheton mein gaya
tha.maa Sandaas kar ke gaand dho
rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein
chhupke dekh Raha tha. Bahut hi
pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal
they ya nahin Dekh nahin paya
magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi
mujhe.Maine phir Bahut baar
koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue
dekhne ki par maa aisi Jagah baithti
thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”
Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand toh teri
maa ki bhi hai, saali subah subha
Jab paani bharne ati hai toh kya
gaand matka matka ke chalti hai.kya
Tune dekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki
gaand” Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi
thi, jab main kheton mein gaya
tha.maa Sandaas kar ke gaand dho
rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein
chhupke dekh Raha tha. Bahut hi
pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal
they ya nahin Dekh nahin paya
magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi
mujhe.Maine phir Bahut baar
koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue
dekhne ki par maa aisi Jagah baithti
thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”
Kallu: “Dinu,Teri behen Kajri ke bhi
mamme nikal aaye hain,saali Siirf
chaudah saal ki hai magar mamme
jaise koi chudi chudai randi Ke hon.”
Haria: “Haan re dinu teri behen kajri
ko to bahut chodne ka man Karta
hai, uski kunwari choot ki khushboo
kya hogi. Choot to bahut Kasi hui
hogi teri behen kajri ki.aur gaand ki
to kya kehne.Us Saanwli si gaand
mein munh maarne ko jee kar raha
hai. Meri shaadi Karwa dena re uske
saath, mera saala ban jaa” Dinu: ”
Saale shaadi toh main khud apni
behen kajri aur maa ke saath Karna
chahta hoon taake zindagi bhar unki
Chhot aur gaand mein munh Aur
lauda maar sakun.gar main unko
chodne mein kamyaab raha toh tum
Sab logon ko bhi chodne dunga.”
Aslam: “Theek hai re Dinu bharosa
hai tujhpe,pehle tu chod le phir
Humsab milke ek din teri maa behen
ko chodenge.” Kallu: “Haria teri badi
behen Asha ka kya hua ,uske liye koi
rishta Aaya tha na, kya pakka ho
gaya?” Haria: “arey kahan,us behen
chod ko 50 Hazaar rokda, Scooter aur
Tv Dahej mein chahiye tha,hamaari
itni haisiyat kahan,baapu toh kisi
Tarah shahar mein kaam karke ghar
chala rahe hain.” Aslam: “Saala
jaane de,akal ghaas charne gayi thi
uski aur Lund to Tha hi nahin us
bhadwe ka, jo teri behen asha se
shaadi karne ke Liye dahej
maanga,agar main hota na asha Jaisi
raand kutiya ki choot Aur gaand ke
liye Khud paise deke shaadi karta.”
Kallu: ‘Haan re Aslam sahi kehta
hai,asha kya phataka hai,Chehra
Ekdum sonali bendre,mamme amisha
patel,Gaand ekdum kareena kapoor
ke Jaisi,kamar shilpa shetty, bas rang
hi thoda saanwla(wheatish dark)
Hai.Mgar ek number ki raand dikhti
hai,aisa lagta hai uske chehre se Ek
lucd ko taras rahi hai.” Dinu: “Haan
re haria,itni chinnar behen jiski
umar dhalte jaa rahi Hai, bina Lund
ke kaise guzaara karti hai. Kya uski
choot aur gand Mein lund ke liye
khujli nahin hoti.” Haria: “Hoti hogi
magar bechaari kya kare bhari
jawani bekaar ja ai,choot sookh rahi
hai aur mamme dheele pad rahe
hain,par kya Kare agar koi rishta na
aaye.” Aslam: “Arey aise mein hi toh
bhai kaam aata hai, Tu apni behen
ko Pata kyun nahin leta.Tujhe choot
aur gaand chahiye aur teri asha ko
Lauda. Bas ghar ki baat ghar mein
hi rahegi.mujhe lagta hai agar tu
Zara koshish karega na toh apni
behen ki choot mein lauda pel sakta
Hai. Agar tera lauda kam pad jaaye
na toh hum sab hain na teri behen
Ki choot aur gaand ki khujli mitane
ke liye.” Haria: “Lagat hai tum log
theek keh rahe ho, Bahut baar asha
ko Kapde badalte bhi dekha hai
maine, bahut hi mast maal hai,
filmon ki Saari heroinein bhi gaand
chatengi uske saamne. Magar sagi
behen ko Chodna paap hai yeh
sohkar main chup raha, par ab lagta
hai uski Choot aur gaand mein lauda
pelne ka waq aagaya.main aaj se hi
Koshish shuru karta hoon” Aslam:
“sach mein yaar in maa behnon ne
to gaand aur laude mein dum Kar
rakha hai,ab meri baat le lo jab se
mera baap mara hai meri maa Aur
sauteli maa ke jhagde sun sun ke
Lund pagal ho jata hai” Kallu: “Woh
kaise” Aslam: “jhagadte jhagadte
aise aise gande gande galiyan deti
hai ke Ab kya bataun, Jaise ke meri
ma kehti hai,”raand saali apni choot
ke Jalwe dikhake mere shohar ko
apni jaal mein phansa liye,teri choot
Mein kutte ka lauda ,teri gaand
mein saand ka moosal.” tab meri
Sauteli maa kehti hai “chup ho jaa
suarni, teri choot aur gaand mein
Dum nahin tha isliye woh
madarchod meri choot ko soonghta
hua meri marne aaya, magar haay
meri kismat shaadi ke do saal mein
hi Mar gaya ab bata meri choot aur
gaand kaun maarega tera baap,”yeh
Sab sunke mera to lauda aise tann
jaata hai ke jee karta hai dono
Raandon ko wahin lita ke Chod
daalun.” Aslam ke munh se yeh sab
sunke aur uski chinaar maaon ke
baare mein Sochke Chaaron ne
Laude se apna apna paani nikaal
diya. Dinu: “Aslam,Hamari toh tere
munh se sunke hi fanfana ke lund se
Paani nikal gaya, ab hum samajh
sakte hain ke yeh sab galiyan un
Bhosdiyon ke munh se sunke tera
kya haal hua hoga.” Haria: “Aslam tu
sab ko gaand maarne ko kehta hai
magar tu kyun Nahin maarta,teri
sauteli maa to chudne ke liye
hamesha taiyaar Lagti hai woh
khushi khushi apne sautele bete ka
lund ghotegi, chal Der mat kar. Aaj
se tu bhi lag jaa apni maa ko patane
mein.’ Kallu: “Tum sab logon ki
baatein sun ke bahut khushi bhi hui
magar Dukh bhi hua, kaash mera bhi
koi apna hota,koi maa behen,bhabhi,
Mausi ya koi bhi toh main bhi unko
chodta magar mera to iss duniya
Mein koi nahin hai, main to anath
hoon,Jaane kis raand ki aulaad
Hoon ,kis bhadwe ka beej hoon.” Sab
ne kaha,”arey kallu tu kyun udaas
hota hai, hum sab ki maa Behenein
teri bhi maa behenein hain,agar
hum kabhi unko chod paaye To tu
bhi zarur chod lena unko. Har aurat
jisko hum chodenge usey Tujhse bhi
zarur chudwayenge, jawaani ka har
mazaa hum saath saath Lutenge re
randi ki aul;ad,kyun fikar karta hai,
Chal ab chalte hain lagi hai. Zara
pet ki pooja karke phir baithte
hain.”
aur Kuchh nahin,woh chudai ke liye
itna taras rahe they ki unhein apni
Maa,behen,bhabhi ke baare mein
bhi gandi gandi baatein karne mein
Bhi unhein koi sharam nahin aati
thi.Kabhi kabhi shahar jaakar film
Dekhna aur wahan se gandi gandi
kahaniyan aur tasweeron wali
Kitaabein khareedna inka shauq tha
Ek Din aise hi jhaadiyon mein
baithkar ,lauda langoti mein se
haath Mein leke muthh maarte hue
batiya rahe they yeh chaaron chodu
yaar. Aslam:”Abey saalon,kal jo dekhi
thi “JISM” kasam se kya picture thi,
Bipasha ka toh deewana ho gaya
hoon yaar” Haria:”Haan re aslam
sahi kehta hai, uss madarchod John
ki toh nikal Padi,kaise usey
samandar ke paas neeche sula ke
uske laude ko choot ekar ghot ti
hai,mera toh Lauda tann ke bamboo
ho gaya tha” Kallu:”Haria,Tera toh
lauda tann ke bamboo ho gaya tha
magar mera Toh us chinaar ke jalwe
dekhkar wahin pani nikal
gaya,aaahhh” Dinu:”Kallu, meri
haalat toh mat pooch, mera toh dil
kiya ki main Parde mein ghus jaaon
aur us raand bipasha ki chaddi
cheer ke uski Choot aur gaand chaat
loon” Aslam:”Kya choot hogi us
suarni ki,kaali kaali jhaanton se
bhari, Ras tapkaati mmm sochkar hi
mere munh mein paani aa raha hai”
Kallu:”Tujhe kaise pata ke uski choot
jhaanton se bhari hogi?” Haria:
“abey chodumal,woh bangalan hai,
aur jahan tak maine suna hai Bengal
ki auratein choot ki,gaand ki aur
bagal ke baal nahin kaat Ti.
Jhaanton ki madad se woh mardon
ko rijhaati hain” Kallu: “Iska matlab
Rani mukherjee ki bagal,choot aur
gaand mein bhi Jhaantein hongi.
Haay main mar jaaooon ek baar
Darshan ho jaye Rani Ki gaand ki toh
bas main ganga naha loon”. Dinu:
“haan yaar, mujhe bhi choot aur
gaand pe baalon wali auratein Bahut
pasand hain, baalon kiwajah se
paseena Zyada aata hai aur uski
Badboo mujhe pagal kar deti
hai.Bipasha ki kaali gaand mein bhi
baal Honge, woh baal kitne khush
kismat hain ke unhe 24 ghante
Bipasha ki Gaand sungne aur
chaatne ka mauka milta hai.Kaash
main bhi bipasha Ki gaand ka ek
baal hota” Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand
toh teri maa ki bhi hai, saali subah
subha Jab paani bharne ati hai toh
kya gaand matka matka ke chalti
hai.kya ekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki
gaand” Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi
thi, jab main kheton mein gaya
tha.maa Sandaas kar ke gaand dho
rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein
chhupke dekh Raha tha. Bahut hi
pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal
they ya nahin Dekh nahin paya
magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi
mujhe.Maine phir Bahut baar
koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue
dekhne ki par maa aisi Jagah baithti
thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”
Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand toh teri
maa ki bhi hai, saali subah subha
Jab paani bharne ati hai toh kya
gaand matka matka ke chalti hai.kya
Tune dekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki
gaand” Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi
thi, jab main kheton mein gaya
tha.maa Sandaas kar ke gaand dho
rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein
chhupke dekh Raha tha. Bahut hi
pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal
they ya nahin Dekh nahin paya
magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi
mujhe.Maine phir Bahut baar
koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue
dekhne ki par maa aisi Jagah baithti
thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”
Kallu: “Dinu,Teri behen Kajri ke bhi
mamme nikal aaye hain,saali Siirf
chaudah saal ki hai magar mamme
jaise koi chudi chudai randi Ke hon.”
Haria: “Haan re dinu teri behen kajri
ko to bahut chodne ka man Karta
hai, uski kunwari choot ki khushboo
kya hogi. Choot to bahut Kasi hui
hogi teri behen kajri ki.aur gaand ki
to kya kehne.Us Saanwli si gaand
mein munh maarne ko jee kar raha
hai. Meri shaadi Karwa dena re uske
saath, mera saala ban jaa” Dinu: ”
Saale shaadi toh main khud apni
behen kajri aur maa ke saath Karna
chahta hoon taake zindagi bhar unki
Chhot aur gaand mein munh Aur
lauda maar sakun.gar main unko
chodne mein kamyaab raha toh tum
Sab logon ko bhi chodne dunga.”
Aslam: “Theek hai re Dinu bharosa
hai tujhpe,pehle tu chod le phir
Humsab milke ek din teri maa behen
ko chodenge.” Kallu: “Haria teri badi
behen Asha ka kya hua ,uske liye koi
rishta Aaya tha na, kya pakka ho
gaya?” Haria: “arey kahan,us behen
chod ko 50 Hazaar rokda, Scooter aur
Tv Dahej mein chahiye tha,hamaari
itni haisiyat kahan,baapu toh kisi
Tarah shahar mein kaam karke ghar
chala rahe hain.” Aslam: “Saala
jaane de,akal ghaas charne gayi thi
uski aur Lund to Tha hi nahin us
bhadwe ka, jo teri behen asha se
shaadi karne ke Liye dahej
maanga,agar main hota na asha Jaisi
raand kutiya ki choot Aur gaand ke
liye Khud paise deke shaadi karta.”
Kallu: ‘Haan re Aslam sahi kehta
hai,asha kya phataka hai,Chehra
Ekdum sonali bendre,mamme amisha
patel,Gaand ekdum kareena kapoor
ke Jaisi,kamar shilpa shetty, bas rang
hi thoda saanwla(wheatish dark)
Hai.Mgar ek number ki raand dikhti
hai,aisa lagta hai uske chehre se Ek
lucd ko taras rahi hai.” Dinu: “Haan
re haria,itni chinnar behen jiski
umar dhalte jaa rahi Hai, bina Lund
ke kaise guzaara karti hai. Kya uski
choot aur gand Mein lund ke liye
khujli nahin hoti.” Haria: “Hoti hogi
magar bechaari kya kare bhari
jawani bekaar ja ai,choot sookh rahi
hai aur mamme dheele pad rahe
hain,par kya Kare agar koi rishta na
aaye.” Aslam: “Arey aise mein hi toh
bhai kaam aata hai, Tu apni behen
ko Pata kyun nahin leta.Tujhe choot
aur gaand chahiye aur teri asha ko
Lauda. Bas ghar ki baat ghar mein
hi rahegi.mujhe lagta hai agar tu
Zara koshish karega na toh apni
behen ki choot mein lauda pel sakta
Hai. Agar tera lauda kam pad jaaye
na toh hum sab hain na teri behen
Ki choot aur gaand ki khujli mitane
ke liye.” Haria: “Lagat hai tum log
theek keh rahe ho, Bahut baar asha
ko Kapde badalte bhi dekha hai
maine, bahut hi mast maal hai,
filmon ki Saari heroinein bhi gaand
chatengi uske saamne. Magar sagi
behen ko Chodna paap hai yeh
sohkar main chup raha, par ab lagta
hai uski Choot aur gaand mein lauda
pelne ka waq aagaya.main aaj se hi
Koshish shuru karta hoon” Aslam:
“sach mein yaar in maa behnon ne
to gaand aur laude mein dum Kar
rakha hai,ab meri baat le lo jab se
mera baap mara hai meri maa Aur
sauteli maa ke jhagde sun sun ke
Lund pagal ho jata hai” Kallu: “Woh
kaise” Aslam: “jhagadte jhagadte
aise aise gande gande galiyan deti
hai ke Ab kya bataun, Jaise ke meri
ma kehti hai,”raand saali apni choot
ke Jalwe dikhake mere shohar ko
apni jaal mein phansa liye,teri choot
Mein kutte ka lauda ,teri gaand
mein saand ka moosal.” tab meri
Sauteli maa kehti hai “chup ho jaa
suarni, teri choot aur gaand mein
Dum nahin tha isliye woh
madarchod meri choot ko soonghta
hua meri marne aaya, magar haay
meri kismat shaadi ke do saal mein
hi Mar gaya ab bata meri choot aur
gaand kaun maarega tera baap,”yeh
Sab sunke mera to lauda aise tann
jaata hai ke jee karta hai dono
Raandon ko wahin lita ke Chod
daalun.” Aslam ke munh se yeh sab
sunke aur uski chinaar maaon ke
baare mein Sochke Chaaron ne
Laude se apna apna paani nikaal
diya. Dinu: “Aslam,Hamari toh tere
munh se sunke hi fanfana ke lund se
Paani nikal gaya, ab hum samajh
sakte hain ke yeh sab galiyan un
Bhosdiyon ke munh se sunke tera
kya haal hua hoga.” Haria: “Aslam tu
sab ko gaand maarne ko kehta hai
magar tu kyun Nahin maarta,teri
sauteli maa to chudne ke liye
hamesha taiyaar Lagti hai woh
khushi khushi apne sautele bete ka
lund ghotegi, chal Der mat kar. Aaj
se tu bhi lag jaa apni maa ko patane
mein.’ Kallu: “Tum sab logon ki
baatein sun ke bahut khushi bhi hui
magar Dukh bhi hua, kaash mera bhi
koi apna hota,koi maa behen,bhabhi,
Mausi ya koi bhi toh main bhi unko
chodta magar mera to iss duniya
Mein koi nahin hai, main to anath
hoon,Jaane kis raand ki aulaad
Hoon ,kis bhadwe ka beej hoon.” Sab
ne kaha,”arey kallu tu kyun udaas
hota hai, hum sab ki maa Behenein
teri bhi maa behenein hain,agar
hum kabhi unko chod paaye To tu
bhi zarur chod lena unko. Har aurat
jisko hum chodenge usey Tujhse bhi
zarur chudwayenge, jawaani ka har
mazaa hum saath saath Lutenge re
randi ki aul;ad,kyun fikar karta hai,
Chal ab chalte hain lagi hai. Zara
pet ki pooja karke phir baithte
hain.”