Desi Girl Friend
kahani hai ager kuchh galati ho
jaye to maaf kijiyega aur mujhe
bataiye taaki aage se koi galti na
ho to main kahani par aata hoon,
baat un dino ki hoon jab main
b.a 1 year me padhta tha main
bahut hi sarmila hoon aur main
18 saal ka ho gaya tha lekin us
time tak meri kisi bhi ladki se
kabhi koi baat nahi hoti thi kyoki
mujhe ladkiyon se baat karne me
sharm aati thi, ek din jab main
college pahuncha to sidhiyan
chadhte wakt ek ladki fisal ke
mere upar gir padi aur apne
aapko bachane ke chakkar me
maine uska ek hath pakad liya
lekin main use samhal nahi saka
aur use lekar main niche gir
pada main niche tha aur wo
mere upar thi, niche girne se
mera sar fat gaya aur ek hath sar
pe lga ker aur ek hath se use
htane lga.
Tabhi mera ek hath uske boobs
pe chala gaya wo mujhe ghurne
lagi aur meri to gand fat gayi aur
sar me dard hone ka mujhe koi
khayal nahi raha aur main utha
bag le kar main ghar bag aaya
aur papa ke sath jaker sar pe
pati karai aur sharm ke mare 2
din tak collage nahi gaya 3 din
jab main collage gaya to wo ladki
mujhe fir dikhi aur main darr ke
mare teji se classroom ki taraf
jane laga lekin wo ladki daud ke
aayi aur mera hath pakad liya
aur puchha ki ab tumhar sar
kaisa hai tum to us din kuchh
puchhane ka time hi nahi diye
aur bhag gaye, to maine sar
jhukaye hi kaha ki main thik
hoon aur mujhe jane do to usne
kaha ki tum mujhse itna dar kyo
rahe ho main tumhe koi janwer
lag rahi hoon kya, to maine kaha
ki aisi baat nahi hai lekin mujhe
ladkiyon se dar lagta hai to wo
hasne lagi aur kaha ki ab to
main tumhe aur jada daraungi
aur tum mujhe apna number do.
To maine na kar diya to wo boli
ki main tumhare dosto se le
lungi aur mera naam anju hai
aur itna bol ke hante hue wo
chali gayi aur mujhe lga ki usne
mzak kiya hai aur main apni
class me chala gaya, 4 din bad
raat ko 11 baje jab main padhai
kar raha tha tab unknow number
se mere mobile pe call aaya to
maine receive kiya, main “hello”
udhar se kisi ladki ne hi kaha to
maine puchha kon to udhar se
kaha gaya ki itni jaldi bhul gaye
kya mujhe main anju hoon,
maine phone kat diya to usne fir
phone kiya usne turant kaha ki
ab ager tumne phone kata to
main tumhari mummy se bol
dungi ki tumne mera us din kya
pakda tha to main dar gaya aur
kaha ki please mat kahna main
phone nahi katunga, maine kaha
ki abhi mere pass koi hai isliye
main kal baat karunga to usne
kaha ki juth mat bolo tum akele
sote ho to maine kaha ki tumhe
kaise pta ki main akele sota
hoon to usne btaya ki tumhari
behen ne btaya hai aur ye
number bhi usi ne bataya hai.
jaye to maaf kijiyega aur mujhe
bataiye taaki aage se koi galti na
ho to main kahani par aata hoon,
baat un dino ki hoon jab main
b.a 1 year me padhta tha main
bahut hi sarmila hoon aur main
18 saal ka ho gaya tha lekin us
time tak meri kisi bhi ladki se
kabhi koi baat nahi hoti thi kyoki
mujhe ladkiyon se baat karne me
sharm aati thi, ek din jab main
college pahuncha to sidhiyan
chadhte wakt ek ladki fisal ke
mere upar gir padi aur apne
aapko bachane ke chakkar me
maine uska ek hath pakad liya
lekin main use samhal nahi saka
aur use lekar main niche gir
pada main niche tha aur wo
mere upar thi, niche girne se
mera sar fat gaya aur ek hath sar
pe lga ker aur ek hath se use
htane lga.
Tabhi mera ek hath uske boobs
pe chala gaya wo mujhe ghurne
lagi aur meri to gand fat gayi aur
sar me dard hone ka mujhe koi
khayal nahi raha aur main utha
bag le kar main ghar bag aaya
aur papa ke sath jaker sar pe
pati karai aur sharm ke mare 2
din tak collage nahi gaya 3 din
jab main collage gaya to wo ladki
mujhe fir dikhi aur main darr ke
mare teji se classroom ki taraf
jane laga lekin wo ladki daud ke
aayi aur mera hath pakad liya
aur puchha ki ab tumhar sar
kaisa hai tum to us din kuchh
puchhane ka time hi nahi diye
aur bhag gaye, to maine sar
jhukaye hi kaha ki main thik
hoon aur mujhe jane do to usne
kaha ki tum mujhse itna dar kyo
rahe ho main tumhe koi janwer
lag rahi hoon kya, to maine kaha
ki aisi baat nahi hai lekin mujhe
ladkiyon se dar lagta hai to wo
hasne lagi aur kaha ki ab to
main tumhe aur jada daraungi
aur tum mujhe apna number do.
To maine na kar diya to wo boli
ki main tumhare dosto se le
lungi aur mera naam anju hai
aur itna bol ke hante hue wo
chali gayi aur mujhe lga ki usne
mzak kiya hai aur main apni
class me chala gaya, 4 din bad
raat ko 11 baje jab main padhai
kar raha tha tab unknow number
se mere mobile pe call aaya to
maine receive kiya, main “hello”
udhar se kisi ladki ne hi kaha to
maine puchha kon to udhar se
kaha gaya ki itni jaldi bhul gaye
kya mujhe main anju hoon,
maine phone kat diya to usne fir
phone kiya usne turant kaha ki
ab ager tumne phone kata to
main tumhari mummy se bol
dungi ki tumne mera us din kya
pakda tha to main dar gaya aur
kaha ki please mat kahna main
phone nahi katunga, maine kaha
ki abhi mere pass koi hai isliye
main kal baat karunga to usne
kaha ki juth mat bolo tum akele
sote ho to maine kaha ki tumhe
kaise pta ki main akele sota
hoon to usne btaya ki tumhari
behen ne btaya hai aur ye
number bhi usi ne bataya hai.
Aur anju ne mujhe i love you
bola, maine use kuchh nahi bola
to usne btaya ki tumhari behen
ko ye baat pta hai to maine bina
kuchh kahe hi phone kat diya aur
off kar ke rakh diya, next day
sunday tha isliye main der tak
sota raha jab main 10 am so ke
utha to dekha ki anju meri
mummy ke sath baith ke baat kar
rahi thi meri gand fat gayi ki aaj
to main gaya kaam se ki ab to ye
us din wali baat mummy ko bta
degi ya bta chuki hogi, lekin
mummy ko dekh ke aisa kuchh
nahi lga to mujhe chain mila
lekin darr abhi bhi tha aur
kuchh der baad mummy shoping
ke liye chali gayi aur ghar me
meri behen aur hum dono hi
bache tab anju mere pass aayi
aur boli ki aaj ke baad main
tumhe kahin chhod ke nahi
jaungi aur hamesha yahi rahungi
to main kuchh samajh nahi paya,
tab meri behen ne bataya ki aaj
se yehan paying gest ke taur pe
rahegi aur mummy ne permission
de diya hai.
Ek month me usne mummy papa
ka dil jit liya aur mujhe bahut
pareshan karti rahi aur sab ke
sath itni khul gayi thi ki mummy
ke samne bhi mujhe chhedti thi
aur mummy ke na rahne par
mere sath gandi gandi harkat
karti thi aur ek raat main padh
raha tha tab wo mere kamre me
aayi aur udas si hoke mere
samne baith gayi to maine pucha
kya hua kyo udas ho to usne
bataya ki mere pet me dard ho
raha hai to maine puchha koi
medicine liya hai ki nahi to usne
kaha ki haan liya hai lekin dard
kam nahi ho raha hai isliye nind
nahi aa rahi hai tabhi tumhare
pass aa gayi hoon, maine kha
chalo tv dekhate hai to sayad
tumhara dhyan pet se hate to
derd kam ho jaye to maine tv on
kar diya jo ki mere hi kamre me
tha aur maine ek hollywood
movie lagayi jo use samjh nahi
aa rahi thi to maine change kiya
to murder movie aa rahi thi to
usne kaha rehne do ise maine
bhi wo movie dekhi nahi thi aur
kuchh der baad usme kissing
scene aaya to anju mere taraf
dekhne lagi.
To maine remote utha kar
change kerna chaha lekin usane
nahi kerne diya aur uth ke door
band ker diya aur mere pass
aaker boli mujhe kiss kro na, to
maine na kaha to wo uth ke
bister se jane lagi aur kuchh dur
se wapas aa kar jaberjasti mera
hath pakad ke kiss karne lagi
pehle mujhe ajib lga lekin kuchh
der bad mera land khada hone
laga aur mujhe achha lagne lga
aur main bhi use kiss kerne lga
aur use niche patak ke uske upar
chad ke aur jor se uske honth ko
chusne laga aur wo pagalo ki
tarah mere baal aur pith ko
nonchne lagi aur mere honth
katne lagi, main bhi pagal hone
laga dono kiss me itna dube the
ki bed se niche gir gaye chot to
nahi lagi lekin uska hath mere
land pe chala gaya aur usne
land ko pakad liya aur jor se
aage pichhe kerne lagi to main
bhi uski boobs ko upar se hi
sehlane lga aur kuchh der baad
jab wo nahi reh payi to usne uth
kar light bujha di aur mere
kapde utarne lagi aur apne
kapde utarne ko bolne lagi.
To maine uska lower aur t-shirt
utar diya tab tak usne mujhe
pura nanga ker diya aur apni bra
aur panti utar di aur mere land
pe thuk laga kar boli ki mujhe
apna ye chij jaldi mere isme dalo
to maine kaha maine aisa kabhi
nahi kiya hai to usne kha maine
to roj kiya hai na sale bahanchod
mujhe bhi kuchh nahi pta hai
jab kuchh kroge tab na pta
chalega, wo let gayi aur apni
chut pe thuk lga kar mere land
pe thuk lagaya aur kaha ki chalo
ab undar dalo, maine pucha
kahan to wo boli sale main ladki
hoke aisa bol rahi hoon aur
tumhe kuchh nahi pta aur usne
apni chut pe mera land lgaya
aur bola chalo dhakka lgao to
maine jor ka dhakka lgaya aur wo
apne muh pe hath rakh ke jor se
dba liya aur ek hath se mujhe
rokne lagi, mera land jor se dar
karne lga aur main ruk gaya tha
dhoda sa hath hata ke usne rote
hue kaha ki tumne meri jaan le li
to main apna land bahar nikalne
laga to usne mujhe pakad ke
mana kiya aur boli aise hi raho.
10 mint baad usne mujhe land
nikalne ko kaha aur jab thoda
land undar reh gaya to undar le
jane ko kaha to main aisa kiya to
usne bola aise hi dhire dhire
karte raho to main aisa hi kerta
raha aur mujhe achha lagne laga,
kuchh der baad anju bhi niche
se dhakka dene lagi aur 15 mint
baad mere land se kuchh nikla
aur main uske upar gir ke hafane
laga, fir usne mujhse puchha
achha laga to maine kaha haan
aur usse puchha to boli haan
lekin dard bhi ho raha hai to
maine kaha mera bhi to wo boli
ab main ja rahi hoon apne kamre
me aur mujhe kiss karke uthi aur
kapde pehne aur fir mujhe kiss
kerke chali gayi, baki ki kahani
baad me mujhe is kahani ke bare
me jarur batana ki kasi lagi aur
tab main aage likhunga thank
bola, maine use kuchh nahi bola
to usne btaya ki tumhari behen
ko ye baat pta hai to maine bina
kuchh kahe hi phone kat diya aur
off kar ke rakh diya, next day
sunday tha isliye main der tak
sota raha jab main 10 am so ke
utha to dekha ki anju meri
mummy ke sath baith ke baat kar
rahi thi meri gand fat gayi ki aaj
to main gaya kaam se ki ab to ye
us din wali baat mummy ko bta
degi ya bta chuki hogi, lekin
mummy ko dekh ke aisa kuchh
nahi lga to mujhe chain mila
lekin darr abhi bhi tha aur
kuchh der baad mummy shoping
ke liye chali gayi aur ghar me
meri behen aur hum dono hi
bache tab anju mere pass aayi
aur boli ki aaj ke baad main
tumhe kahin chhod ke nahi
jaungi aur hamesha yahi rahungi
to main kuchh samajh nahi paya,
tab meri behen ne bataya ki aaj
se yehan paying gest ke taur pe
rahegi aur mummy ne permission
de diya hai.
Ek month me usne mummy papa
ka dil jit liya aur mujhe bahut
pareshan karti rahi aur sab ke
sath itni khul gayi thi ki mummy
ke samne bhi mujhe chhedti thi
aur mummy ke na rahne par
mere sath gandi gandi harkat
karti thi aur ek raat main padh
raha tha tab wo mere kamre me
aayi aur udas si hoke mere
samne baith gayi to maine pucha
kya hua kyo udas ho to usne
bataya ki mere pet me dard ho
raha hai to maine puchha koi
medicine liya hai ki nahi to usne
kaha ki haan liya hai lekin dard
kam nahi ho raha hai isliye nind
nahi aa rahi hai tabhi tumhare
pass aa gayi hoon, maine kha
chalo tv dekhate hai to sayad
tumhara dhyan pet se hate to
derd kam ho jaye to maine tv on
kar diya jo ki mere hi kamre me
tha aur maine ek hollywood
movie lagayi jo use samjh nahi
aa rahi thi to maine change kiya
to murder movie aa rahi thi to
usne kaha rehne do ise maine
bhi wo movie dekhi nahi thi aur
kuchh der baad usme kissing
scene aaya to anju mere taraf
dekhne lagi.
To maine remote utha kar
change kerna chaha lekin usane
nahi kerne diya aur uth ke door
band ker diya aur mere pass
aaker boli mujhe kiss kro na, to
maine na kaha to wo uth ke
bister se jane lagi aur kuchh dur
se wapas aa kar jaberjasti mera
hath pakad ke kiss karne lagi
pehle mujhe ajib lga lekin kuchh
der bad mera land khada hone
laga aur mujhe achha lagne lga
aur main bhi use kiss kerne lga
aur use niche patak ke uske upar
chad ke aur jor se uske honth ko
chusne laga aur wo pagalo ki
tarah mere baal aur pith ko
nonchne lagi aur mere honth
katne lagi, main bhi pagal hone
laga dono kiss me itna dube the
ki bed se niche gir gaye chot to
nahi lagi lekin uska hath mere
land pe chala gaya aur usne
land ko pakad liya aur jor se
aage pichhe kerne lagi to main
bhi uski boobs ko upar se hi
sehlane lga aur kuchh der baad
jab wo nahi reh payi to usne uth
kar light bujha di aur mere
kapde utarne lagi aur apne
kapde utarne ko bolne lagi.
To maine uska lower aur t-shirt
utar diya tab tak usne mujhe
pura nanga ker diya aur apni bra
aur panti utar di aur mere land
pe thuk laga kar boli ki mujhe
apna ye chij jaldi mere isme dalo
to maine kaha maine aisa kabhi
nahi kiya hai to usne kha maine
to roj kiya hai na sale bahanchod
mujhe bhi kuchh nahi pta hai
jab kuchh kroge tab na pta
chalega, wo let gayi aur apni
chut pe thuk lga kar mere land
pe thuk lagaya aur kaha ki chalo
ab undar dalo, maine pucha
kahan to wo boli sale main ladki
hoke aisa bol rahi hoon aur
tumhe kuchh nahi pta aur usne
apni chut pe mera land lgaya
aur bola chalo dhakka lgao to
maine jor ka dhakka lgaya aur wo
apne muh pe hath rakh ke jor se
dba liya aur ek hath se mujhe
rokne lagi, mera land jor se dar
karne lga aur main ruk gaya tha
dhoda sa hath hata ke usne rote
hue kaha ki tumne meri jaan le li
to main apna land bahar nikalne
laga to usne mujhe pakad ke
mana kiya aur boli aise hi raho.
10 mint baad usne mujhe land
nikalne ko kaha aur jab thoda
land undar reh gaya to undar le
jane ko kaha to main aisa kiya to
usne bola aise hi dhire dhire
karte raho to main aisa hi kerta
raha aur mujhe achha lagne laga,
kuchh der baad anju bhi niche
se dhakka dene lagi aur 15 mint
baad mere land se kuchh nikla
aur main uske upar gir ke hafane
laga, fir usne mujhse puchha
achha laga to maine kaha haan
aur usse puchha to boli haan
lekin dard bhi ho raha hai to
maine kaha mera bhi to wo boli
ab main ja rahi hoon apne kamre
me aur mujhe kiss karke uthi aur
kapde pehne aur fir mujhe kiss
kerke chali gayi, baki ki kahani
baad me mujhe is kahani ke bare
me jarur batana ki kasi lagi aur
tab main aage likhunga thank